The actual words to say when a child won’t sit down.
The lines that calm a Monday morning — plus the complete teaching pack: every worksheet, script and lesson resource, ready to print and included free with the e-book.
Or read a free sample pack — six printable tools, no email needed →
Instant PDF · the full worksheet & teaching pack included · no VAT
- Instant PDF
- No VAT in the UK
- Every printable included
- Worksheets, scripts & lesson plans
- Written by a teacher
Four handbooks — each with its full teaching pack.
Behaviour and school anxiety, split by age so the advice fits your room. Every e-book comes with the complete worksheet and lesson pack it references — ready to print. Buy one, any two, or the whole set.
The Child Is Not the Problem
You’re doing everything right — and one child still tips the whole room.
What’s inside →
It’s Not a Sentence
One class. One name on the timetable that makes your stomach drop.
What’s inside →
It’s not just the book. It’s the whole teaching pack.
No “buy the resource pack” wall. Every script, worksheet, checklist, lesson resource and letter home the handbook points to is already in your download — formatted for A4, ready to print on any school printer. That’s why the e-book is priced as one complete kit, and why there’s no VAT to pay.
Scripts
Word-for-word lines for the hard moments — refusal, meltdown, the open challenge.
Worksheets & checklists
Function logs, early-warning sheets and the “step in or not?” pocket card.
Lesson resources
Ready-to-run activities and calm-corner materials that slot into your week.
Letters home & reset plans
Parent-meeting openers, three-way scripts and graduated-return plans to fill in.
Real pages from the packs — six printable tools each. No email, no sign-up.
Pick a book, take any two, or get them all.
Every e-book includes its complete worksheet & teaching pack free — no VAT, no upsells, no separate resource pack to buy.
- The complete e-book (PDF, any device)
- All its worksheets, scripts & letters home
- No VAT in the UK
- Any two of the four titles
- Both full teaching & worksheet packs
- Save £4.99 vs. two single e-books
- Any three of the four titles
- All three teaching & worksheet packs
- Save £11.98 vs. three single e-books
- All four titles, primary & secondary
- The complete worksheet & lesson library
- Save £19.97 vs. buying each separately
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Tick the books you want — the price updates as you go.
Each e-book is £14.99 with its full toolkit free. Pick any two for £24.99. All four — the complete Calm Classroom — is £39.99 instead of £59.96. One download, no VAT, yours to keep.
Tick a book to add it. Each e-book is £14.99 with its full toolkit included.
Written by a teacher, for teachers — and built for England.
Every handbook starts from the moments that actually derail a lesson, pairs them with the words that settle them, and sets out England’s safeguarding, SEND and attendance law correctly — and dated. No theory for its own sake. Just what works on a Monday.
Honest answers, before you buy
What do I actually get for £14.99?
The complete e-book as an instant PDF, plus the full pack of printable teaching material it references — scripts, worksheets, checklists, lesson resources, letters home and reset plans, all ready to print on A4. The tools aren’t sold separately and they aren’t an upsell. They come with the book.
Is the teaching material really included free?
Yes. Every printable the book points to is in your download. You’ll never hit a ‘buy the resource pack’ wall — that’s the whole point. One price, the book and all its tools.
Can I pick any two books for £24.99?
Yes — any two of the four titles, your free choice. Mix behaviour and anxiety, primary and secondary, however your room needs. Tick the two you want in ‘Build your set’ and the price updates to £24.99 with both full teaching packs included.
Is there VAT to pay?
No. E-books are zero-rated for VAT in the UK, so £14.99 is the price you pay. Nothing added at checkout.
How do I get the book after I pay?
Straight away. After your payment you can download the PDF immediately and you’ll get a link by email too, so it’s always there if you need it again.
Is it on Kindle?
No Kindle version. The e-book is a PDF so the printables stay properly formatted for A4 printing — Kindle would break the worksheets. If you prefer paper, there’s also a paperback edition on Amazon.
Can I read it on my phone, laptop and at school?
Yes. It’s an ordinary PDF — open it on any phone, tablet or computer, and print the tools on any school printer. No app, no account, no login.
Which book should I choose?
Go by your phase and what’s hardest right now: behaviour or school anxiety, primary or secondary. If both are landing in your room, the four-book Complete Set covers all of it for less.
Walk in on Monday with the words — and the worksheets — ready.
Calm, practical, written by a teacher who’s been in the room. The handbook and its complete teaching pack, in one instant download.
Instant PDF · the full worksheet & teaching pack included · no VAT